Mobster Event

    Listen, bada bing bada boom, I got a party to planned but keep the guns at home. People with the same enemies as me do not come to this mobster event. No rats. I prefer it that way or else you’ll wish you never came. No threats at all, of course.

Of course you’re asking where is this wonderful mobster party is going to be held? Of course I always do the best it’s in the Hampton's, the amazing house that looks like heaven. If you idiots get lost then here is the address it is 512 Route 114, Wainscott, NY 11975 .You break anything in this house, my people will send your family a small offering on my behalf. Your dog will like the bones…

The wardrobe I prefer for you guys to wear it needs to have a look to it. Look like you’re going to a funeral. All black outfit like its night time outside. Black shoes, black pants like you’re a black crayon. Do not disrespect me and come in wearing any color besides black because I do not want the color red on my hands.

If you’re not close to me as my kidney and heart are in my body… Do not come. My hand just may not recognize you and might just have a reflex across your face. Next thing I know it the cops are sniffing in my business as if it was dirty diapers they smell.

You will be fed. A man comfort is in his stomach and in his pants. In that case I will have everything you could think of to eat.  It will be well cooked instead of the garbage you eat. Great wine will be served, it will feel like you pathetic man losing your virginity again.

You’ll disappear like the vapor in the air if you show up late. I dare you. I’ll make sure you will never do that again.  You’re going to wish your mother whipped you instead.  Come in next Saturday at eight thirty six no later. It will end at twelve thirty six.

Open Letter

Dear, Cheap Obnoxious Selfish Bosses:

 You guys really irritate me. You cannot be a cheap boss with an odd obnoxious personality and expect your employees to be ok with it.  Who are you? Our boss?  Well you are, but that still does not give you the right to treat people the way you do. Your employees have feelings too we are human being as well!

We work so hard and $7.25-8.50 is not enough. Honestly $9 is not even enough. Waking up early or working late to work at your company so you can continue making money is ridiculous especially since you get paid to tell us what to do.  Try imagining yourself in our shoes and stop being so self-centered. Just like you pay bills and try to make a decent living we do the same.

You Selfish bosses really do not care about your employees. If we are on our day off and you’re short on staff. What do you do? You call the person that is off to fill in the space. Selfish Bosses indeed. Maybe your employees should call you when you’re on vacation and say ‘’I know you’re on your day off but can I light your place on fire’’ that’s a great idea.

Talking bad about your employees to make them feel bad, I don’t think you earn more money by doing that. That does not benefit you in any type of way but fewer employees. How about we just sue you for verbally bullying us stupid! That might just work I need a new car anyways.

 Working full time or part time it does not matter. A two hour break or one hour and thirty minutes at least could work. Dealing with you rude bosses is not easy we need a break from seeing your face.

 I really hope somebody burns your house down, and then you lose your position as a boss. Maybe when you look for new a job and you become a employee you’ll know how it feels dummy! If I was you I would be looking for a lawyer. See you in court . You also made everyone emotionally and mentally stress. I’ll be sending you my therapist bill as well!

Sincerely, the girl you yelled at yesterday for saying good morning because you were having a bad day.